i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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