ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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