And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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