Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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