Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm both gender and math confused
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