check it out our google latitudes are spooning
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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