You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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