i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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