Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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