I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just gift wrapped bread.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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