is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
