I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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