You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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