Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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