I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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