I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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