weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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