i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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