I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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