fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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