I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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