How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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