I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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