nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize