She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So. Much. Porn.
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