i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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