One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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