My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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