Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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