tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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