You made me cry and you don't even care
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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