normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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