Say something about gay babies.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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