im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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