Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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