Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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