Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Even my vagina gasped.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
