I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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