We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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