i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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