I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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