It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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