glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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