found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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