You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I said "one day" and that day is not today
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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