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(631): View more from New York

New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.

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(310): View more from California

My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This house was built for laser tag.

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(305): View more from Florida

Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.

(703): View more from Virginia

So how was your night?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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