please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How naked do you want me to be?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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