Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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(310): View more from California

so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?

(818): View more from California

by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea

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probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either

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