Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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