Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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