i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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